26 4 / 2012
![jesshodge:
kellyneel:
thedailywhat:
POTUS Pic of the Day: So the President walks into a bar… and he meets Madalyn Starkey, a University of Colorado student who will forever be known as the girl who posed for the greatest photo ever taken of a sitting president.
[thanks, brett! uproxx]
I want to BE her, so badly.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
#WhenWillWeKiss?!?!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31mjtsyOx1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
POTUS Pic of the Day: So the President walks into a bar… and he meets Madalyn Starkey, a University of Colorado student who will forever be known as the girl who posed for the greatest photo ever taken of a sitting president.
[thanks, brett! uproxx]
I want to BE her, so badly.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
#WhenWillWeKiss?!?!
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01 2 / 2012
Woman On Swings
Dear Woman swinging on the swings at Hoyt Playground,
You represent all that is good in the world. #WhenWillWeKiss?!?!
Love,
Evan
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30 12 / 2011
Defy Convention
Hey Asian girl next to me watching a Chris Rock stand up special on your phone and drinking coffee through a straw,
I also like to defy convention.
#WhenWillWeKiss?!?!
Love,
Evan
14 12 / 2011
You. Whoever you are. Sweet baby Jesus, #WhenWillWeKiss?!?
You are the yellow sun to my kyptonian wang.
(Source: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls, via sasheer)
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21 11 / 2011
Thank you for checking in and letting us know you’re still perfect, Emma Watson.
Emma Watson in Jason Wu at the My Week with Marilyn premiere
What Meg said.
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29 10 / 2011
aubrey plaza for rolling stone (x)
Oh, uh, what were we talking about?
Meant to make her a WWWK?!?! months ago when I was still writing this and holy god was I right for wanting to do so.
(Source: amypoehler)
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14 10 / 2011
Eliza! Eliza!: Sick.
I want Ryan Gosling to buy me health insurance. Or maybe Mila Kunis.
Here’s the thing - I am sick. I am severely anemic and stuck in the middle of a pretty brutal Ulcerative Colitis flare. I was diagnosed with UC 5 years ago - it’s a chronic, incurable disease that causes inflamation and…
Hey. Yeah. Someone help Eliza out. Or better yet, everyone help her out. Everyone help everyone out. She is not the only one in need and you’ll probably need a hand at some point too.
Good message Eliza. Thank you for sharing.
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12 9 / 2011
going to the L.A.M.B. show
shirt - BDG.
jeans - Zara
shoes - BCBG Max Azria
clutch - Mechanical Nature
Seriously though, when will we kiss?!?!
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02 9 / 2011
[Special guest post from Jenna!]
Taylor Lautner
When I first watched Twilight, I wasn’t really into you, I admit. You were young, shy, and had that awful wig. Then, something happened. You grew up, got some muscles, cut your hair short, and got me all hot and bothered.
What is it about you that makes me beg for your kisses? Well, let’s start with that sultry gaze. It says, “Come here, baby. I can protect you from harm.” I like to think that I’m an independent woman, but when you give me that look, I can’t even remember my name.
Next, you have a body that reminds me of Hercules- the Disney version. I’ve always thought Hercules was the hottest Disney hero, with Aladdin a close second. So, it’s no wonder I’d be into you. Maybe we could go to the gym together and work up a sweat. I’ll look back at you as I do some Romanian Deadlifts and you can spot me from behind. Then we can stretch each other out after a good workout session. Safety first! You don’t want to be sore in the morning!
Later we’ll grab some coffee, find a spot on the beach, and discuss things like our favorite music, the difference between dogs and werewolves, hopes, dreams, and recite lines from Count Me The Stars to each other because it’s clearly your favorite poem, too. It’s then, Taylor, that I will imagine your lips all over me. On my lips, down my neck, on my shoulders, my back, EVERYWHERE.
Just to let you know, Taylor, my birthday is coming up next week. I couldn’t think of a better present than you lips on mine. So, Taylor, when the heck are we going to kiss?!?! I hope it’s soon. Until then, my tongue will be wagging. (Get it? I made a werewolf joke for you.)
Kisses,
Jenna
[Jenna is a funny lady who lives and studies graduate things in Southern CT.]
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